Why I Heart Craigslist. - J. to the Nel. v2.5

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Monday, September 26, 2005 

Why I Heart Craigslist.

...I also have a strap-on that I like to use, but it's probably asking a bit much to find a man that enjoys being fucked by a girl in a clown suit.

Me: Hey, check this shit out... http://chicago.craigslist.com/cas/99725504.html
Beez: “I am hesitant to post my pictures here because I don't want to find a guy who just wants to do this because I am attractive.” Who the hell says she is attractive? Conceited clownwhore.
Beez: uh oh
Me: Ha, fucking clown whores.
Beez: people are strange.
Me: “I also have a strap-on that I like to use, but it's probably asking a bit much to find a man that enjoys being fucked by a girl in a clown suit.”
Beez: That’s a good line.
Me: I know. I am going to use it.
Beez: Could you imagine giving it to Mick with a strap on in a clown suit?
Beez: Unfortunately I can.
Me: Sweet dreams!